I HAVEN'T POSTED IN FOREVER.

But I am obsessed with Glee.

Say hello to my bb Kurt:

WHY AM I NOT ASEXUAL?  IT WOULD BE MUCH EASIER.

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"
( My life according to Lady Gaga (rofl) )

So, I'm in one of those "moods" every artist falls into. That is, I'm super bored with my art, and then I go on dA and think, "Holy shit! These people are amazing, I should just give up now."

rofl, what is my life.

So I'm about 130 pounds, and my boyfriend is 300. We haven't had sex yet, but I was wondering if any of you have had sex with someone who is overweight and if it affected your positions...

omg wat

My mother is the most immature person I've ever met.

"Want to see something interesting?" She asks, despite the fact it's obvious I'm cleaning up a spill from my floor.

"No, I'm in the middle of something."

She stands there, glaring at me for a good minute like a two year old about to have a temper tantrum, then spins on her heel and goes back into her room, slamming the door.

This is a fifty-five year old woman.

Ahahaha AT&T blocked /b/ and /r9k/.

Okay, let's track the recent events:

Last week, my mom says she wants to get sober for herself, not for us. This is a good thing, as anyone familiar with addiction knows.

The next night, she gets completely smashed. This is especially bad, as she has a probational meeting that night, and will now miss it, meaning she could go to jail. We find out we have to pay another fine.

Tonight, she asks my dad to take her to see her friend, an old man named Tony. He says fine, until he finds out they'll be at a bar. Then he refuses to take her. She claims he's trying to control her and he's "abusing" her. He asks why she can't just meet him somewhere else. She doesn't answer.

She comes in my room, and I say that my dad just doesn't want her at bars. She says, "That's what he wants you to think!" after admitting that if someone offered her a drink, she wouldn't refuse.

What.

Then she threatens to leave him and begins railing on him, saying he's terrible and blah blah blah. My dad points out that she hates him and constantly calls him a bad husband, and can't trust him, but has no problem with him paying her fines. "Then don't!" she retaliates. My dad says if he doesn't she'll go to jail, and whenever she has a problem she cries and begs him to fix it for her.

She then starts up the argument with me again, claiming my father is abusive and needs therapy and she's going to leave him, all because he refuses to drive her to a bar. Then she claims he's jealous and wishes he were as rich as Tony, and when I say that isn't it, she says, "You don't know anything about your father!" She also says he blames everything on her, when really she blames all of her problems - her lack of a job, drivers license, the fact that we aren't as close anymore - on us.

Fuck yeah I got TWEWY on sale.

I am never lending out my games to anyone but Momo, Leelee or Scott again.

MILWAUKEE - Wisconsin has its first confirmed cases of swine flu. The CDC confirmed three cases Saturday; two in Milwaukee County and one in Adams County.

All three had been announced as probable on April 29. State health experts expect the number of swine flu cases to rise and continue to monitor the situation.

There is encouraging news as this strain of flu appears to be mild, but the health department says there is still a need for concern. At this point, there are 34 probable cases of swine flu in the city of Milwaukee.

THEY SHOULD CLOSE MY SCHOOL THIS WEEK FOR SWINE FLU. ;;